Congressional Pledge of Allegiance

I pledge to do all in my power to stifle the will of the American people. My allegiance will be to those who contribute to my campaign and they alone.I will block all forms of reasonable legislation especially in the areas of health care and job creation. I will be allowed to purchase stock with privileged information ,and will be covered by the best health care coverage ,and will be paid even when the government shuts down.I will balance the budget on the backs of the poor and whenever cooperation with the enemy becomes possible, I will take my football and go home.”

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