I am off to Branson and Des Moines for presentations this week but before I go I have a confession to make. I have always viewed myself as a white haired Italian American man but the internet tests have shed new light on who I am. The first shock came when I took the character test for Downton abbey and was informed that I am the Dowager. Needless to say this wrecked havoc on my wardrobe and walking ability. Further tests have shown me to be pink,a banana with the emotional age of 34 that wishes to live in California. At this pace in a short period of time my identity will be beyond recognition.